Don’t be a plonker this Christmas and miss out on our latest stash of genuine, limited edition, creme de la creme Peckham Rovers Home shirts. This is the pukka version – worn by the likes of Del, Rodney and Trigger (we know they are pukka because we half-inched ‘em from the clubhouse last night). Would cost you an arm and a leg down the High Street but before the old space hoppers turn up we need to shift ‘em fast. So don’t be a complete Geoff Hoon – get one now. If you’re not 100% satisfied we’ll even give you your money back (if we’re still here). All your favourite players available, or personalise for your old china.